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Marriage Humor Quotes (67 quotes)

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Funny Quotes: Marriage & Relationship

Spice up your wedding speeches with some seriously funny quotes that will have your guests crying with laughter and envying your humour. Quotes about love and marriage tend to be very romantic and sometimes a bit soppy. A memorable and inexpensive wedding gift idea is to get your favourite one of these quotes printed out, like this framed gold foil design , or printed on a wedding card.

Marriage Quotes

About the married life, wives, husbands and more. Send these to your wife or husband on your anniversary and watch them laugh until they cry. I always help my wife out with housework such as washing the dishes and doing the laundry. She washes them, and I let them dry. My wife loves me so much, she tries her best to attract me to her. The other day she put on a perfume that smells like a computer.

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A good addition to a wedding or anniversary card is a funny quote or one liner. They can put a smile on the recipients face and make something formal seem much less so. So use these funny wedding quotes in your card to friends, family, wife or husband and see them laugh until they cry. In life we should always keep our eyes wide open. In olden times, sacrifices were made at the altar, a practice which is still very much practiced.

Below you will find our collection of inspirational, wise, and humorous old funny marriage quotes, funny marriage sayings, and funny marriage proverbs, collected over the years from a variety of sources. Marriage is a wonderful invention: then again, so is the bicycle repair kit. Billy Connolly. Marriage is really tough because you have to deal with feelings Richard Pryor. Before you marry a person you should first make them use a computer with slow Internet to see who they really are. Will Ferrell.

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